10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Fold and live to fold again
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker