10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?