10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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