10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"