10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.