10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."