10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.