10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "No river, no fish."