10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.