10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is for loners.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.