10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth