10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."