10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers