10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.