10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"