10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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