10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is for loners.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth