10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Fook the floosh droo!