10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"