10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.