10 Random Poker Quotes

this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson