10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"