10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Fold and live to fold again
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.