10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm