10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "No river, no fish."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.