10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare