10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.