10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fish don't eat Nutz!