10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.