10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson