10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05