10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"