10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986