10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.