10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "No river, no fish."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?