10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed