10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak