10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it