10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..