10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.