10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- It's Free To Fold...
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.