10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake