10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?