10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant