10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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