10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers