10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is for loners.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword