10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones