10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth