10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.